As you know if you have been by St. Paul's in the last week, or if you have read this blog, we have a big repair job underway with the columns out front. That is no laughing matter, of course. And there are more repairs to come elsewhere in our building and around our grounds. But as you can see from Dave Walker's cartoon, church buildings always have a few little problems. If you think we have parking issues, it is all systems normal.
Easter was finally over and the pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Hoo boy, am I ever tried.”
The minister looked over at her and said, “I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and write then give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?”
“Dear,” she replied, “I had to listen to all of them.”
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
“How do you know what to say?” he asked.
“Why, God tells me.”
“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?”
And here are a few lame jokes, at the expense of the clergy, to brighten your Monday. It is time for the Monday Funnies...
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The minister looked over at her and said, “I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and write then give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?”
“Dear,” she replied, “I had to listen to all of them.”
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
“How do you know what to say?” he asked.
“Why, God tells me.”
“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”
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