We haven't had many jokes here in awhile, lame or otherwise. So here's a few, at the expense of religion, organized and otherwise. Cartoon by Dave Walker, as usual. Enjoy your Monday...“Because people are sleeping,” answered little Johnny.
To which little Billy quipped, “Oh, I get it. They must be bored again Christians!”
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“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.
“A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don't worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”
The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God.”
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According to my mother, this practice is known as “Howdy Duty.”
1 comment:
Chain of command leaves out two of the most important groups in the church the Organist and the Choir. Never underestimate the power of the musicians!
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