The Monday Funnies

Somehow we can always rely on our friend Patrick Hill for a few groaners for the Monday Funnies. Enjoy. Or not, as the case may be . . .

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The Sunday School teacher had just finished teaching the story of
Lazarus to his Sunday school class. "After his death, many people gathered
to console Mary and Martha," he said. "They treated Lazarus's body, wrapped
him, and laid him in the tomb. After four days of mourning, Lazarus stood
up and walked out of the tomb."

"Now," he asked the class, "what do you think those people were
thinking then?"

Little Johnny quipped, "All that work for nothing!"

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The pastor, an avid golfer, was taking part in a local golf tournament.
As he was preparing to tee off, the tournament organizer approached him and
pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds that were gathering.

"Preacher," the organizer said, "I trust you'll see to it that the
weather won't turn bad on us."

The pastor shook his head. "Sorry. I'm sales, not management."

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Q: Why did God create economists?

A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

Cartoon by Dave Walker