Here are a few groaners to get your week going. The cartoon is by Dave Walker, and any resemblance to anyone living or dead, or their church, is only a coincidence. Enjoy your Monday. . .* * *
As the beloved pastor is being honored on the occasion of his departure, an elderly woman greets him with tears in her eyes.
"Pastor," she says, "we're really going to miss you."
"Don't worry," replies the pastor, "I'm sure the diocese will find someone
at least as good to replace me."
The woman sobs uncontrollably and answers, "That's what they've always said,
and they've all been wrong."
* * *
A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean
by sins of omission?"
A small girl replied, "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"
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