The Monday Funnies

It is the Monday after Easter, and I am definitely about out of words (or anything original). To the rescue comes our friend Pat Hill with The Monday Funnies...

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Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments."

9. You look really, really good in yellow.

8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge.

7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad.

6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.

5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed.

4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason.

3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play."

2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot.

1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too?

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Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

- Tax write-off.

- Who wants Easter bricks?

- Consider all of the varieties Scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

- He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

- Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

- Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

- Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

- Would you want to hunt for waffles?

- He thinks there's guys who should get chicks at least once a year.

- Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

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An elderly pastor, looking over his large congregation on a sunny Easter morning, startled them with this announcement "My friends, realizing that I will not see many of you until next Easter, may I take this opportunity to wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

Cartoon by Dave Walker