Monday, March 26, 2012

The Monday Funnies

Spring is in the air, and I hope in your step. How about a laugh or two at the expense of church people? Enjoy your Monday -- a hat tip to Tony Ramirez for sending the cartoon, and thanks to the many of you who sent me this joke...

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Jane, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there would know what he was doing!

Frank, a retired Marine and man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Jane's house, walked home, and left it there all night.

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